UPDATE- INTERESTING JOBS

STANISLAU KACINSKY A COURT FAVOURITE OF CATHERINE THE GREAT HAD THE INTERESTING OCCUPATION OF COLLECTING THE SMALL CLINKERS THAT GATHERED AROUND THE UNSHAVEN IMPERIAL BROWN EYE.

IT WAS BELIEVED BY THE SUPERSTITIOUS NOBLES OF THE RUSSIAN COURT THAT THE CLINKERS FROM AN IMPERIAL ARSE HAD SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

INDEED SUCH WAS THE SUPPOSED POWERS OF CATHERINE THE GREAT THAT SHE WAS FED PORCELAIN ON A WEEKLY BASIS IN THE FORLORN HOPE THAT SHE WOULD SHIT FABERGÉ EGGS.